i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
