The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize
