You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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