so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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