what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its not stalking. its research.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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