maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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