just come out here and I will go home with you...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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