he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my being single is dangerous.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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