that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
