What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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