It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
His nipple licking is glorious
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