Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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