Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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