IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
