Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
there's paper in my vomit.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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