You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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