Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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