Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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