Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Too much gin, very little bucket
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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