So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
it's great music for shaving your balls
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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