uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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