Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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