It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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