i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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