I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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