I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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