How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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