am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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