Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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