blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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