I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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