You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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