This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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