Just cropdusted the office
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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