so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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