Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
