that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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