On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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