he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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