New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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