yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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