the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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