How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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