would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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