Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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