Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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