i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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