i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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