so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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