used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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