I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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