Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
kristin has been a bad kristin
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
