Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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