that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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