Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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